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My son (4 years old) just walked up to me with a basket on his head and said: ”Mom, look I’m one of those rolly guys who chase Doctor Who!”
Me: A Dalek?
Him: yeah those… are they the ones that go ‘DELEEETE’?”
Me: No, those are Cybermen. Daleks go ‘EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Him: Oh. EXTERMINATE! I like that! Why don’t they like Doctor Who?
Me: Because he tries to stop them from hurting people. So they gang up on him sometimes.
Him: Oh. Do they ever get him?
Me: They try pretty hard, but there’s still a tv show, so I guess he’s still ok.
Him: Ok. *Proceeds to march around with a bucket on his head saying ‘Exterminate’ over and over……and is now zapping my ear with a sonic screwdriver*

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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

(Source: brennablueskies)

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