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An actual conversation that probably happened in the writers room of Doctor Who

  • *baked out of their minds*

  • Writer:

    Guys, what if the moon... were an egg?

  • Writer:

    Dude.

  • Moffat:

    Write that down.

  • Writer:

    And what if Predator was there!

  • Writer:

    No Alien!!

  • Moffat:

    Yes. Face spiders. Do it.

  • Writer:

    But I mean, it's gotta be more than that, man. It's gonna speak about life and how we choose to destroy it. Precious infant life, man. Making hard choices about our existence.

  • Writer:

    Because the moon might be an egg, carrying a dragon.

  • Moffat:

    Heavy.

  • Writer:

    And Tumblr.

  • Everyone:

    YAAAASSSS!

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

as-howarth asked:

Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

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