NEW HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM ART ON POTTERMORE.
THIS IS MY HOME
WELCOME!
Home <3
NEW HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM ART ON POTTERMORE.
THIS IS MY HOME
WELCOME!
Home <3
(Source: sandandglass)
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
Will Smith is hilarious
(Source: jessidays)
perfect, just perfect.
“Hey, Jayden, hey, let’s do that heart thing with our hands!”
”..what?”
“You know! K, put your hand like this. Okay don’t move-“
“…dad..”
“And I put my hand liiiiike this! Look we made the heart thing!”
“…how are you even famous..”
I’m so angry right now I’m angry crying. Fuck everything, I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore. I don’t wanna live anymore. WHAT’S THE POINT?! TO BE STEPPED OVER BY SOME MORONS. Better kill myself now ..
*hug*
[x]
guys we did it
oh my gosh….we made it happen!
let’s signal boost the shit out of this
IT”S REAL!!!
My son (4 years old) just walked up to me with a basket on his head and said: ”Mom, look I’m one of those rolly guys who chase Doctor Who!”
Me: A Dalek?
Him: yeah those… are they the ones that go ‘DELEEETE’?”
Me: No, those are Cybermen. Daleks go ‘EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Him: Oh. EXTERMINATE! I like that! Why don’t they like Doctor Who?
Me: Because he tries to stop them from hurting people. So they gang up on him sometimes.
Him: Oh. Do they ever get him?
Me: They try pretty hard, but there’s still a tv show, so I guess he’s still ok.
Him: Ok. *Proceeds to march around with a bucket on his head saying ‘Exterminate’ over and over……and is now zapping my ear with a sonic screwdriver*
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies)
Meanwhile in Canada
Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.
(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)If my editors ask where I am, please tell them I can’t write any scripts because I am DEAD FROM THE CUTENESS AND ADORABLENESS.
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
(Source: massive-yaoi-hands)
omg
(Source: ratherembarrassing)
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
QUIDDITCH
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.